Britain's Most Haunted Dad

prozacmorning:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

I’m a nurse and I wish to signal boost the hell out of this

tablespanners:

lobsterhateblog:

krabbydon:

cocksucking-accent:

campdracula5eva:

cocksucking-accent:

krabbydon:

lobsterhateblog:

colress:

every day is a day closer to eurovision 2014

ive had a tumblr for three years and i still really don’t know what eurovision actually is 

it’s a special day where all the nordic countries have a big circlejerk about how great they are and somewhere does something wacky and ISRAEL OH MY GOD YOU DON’T EVEN GO TO THIS CONTINENT

Eurovision is a religious ritual shared by all Europeans. You can’t convert to Eurovisionism, you’re brought up in it.

I’m having a Eurovision party involving European booze, my TV, and a shitton of snack foods from Tesco. Has to be done.

am being serious when I say I miss the holiday that is Eurovision. Like. At least Christmas or New Years or whatever are celebrated in the US too, but staying up with family waiting for scores absolutely has the feel of a holiday and can’t be replicated here.

It’s like Semana Santa (Holy Week). America kindasorta knows about it, but knowing about it doesn’t mean it’s remotely registered as an event here.

I’m going to reveal my shame and say I don’t even watch it; I still know who the weird one was, what our entry was, and where we placed though. I also know with an instinctive burning hatred that the nordics all voted for each other again.

okay so what i’ve gotten out of this thread is: europeans get scored on something

the uk always comes super near the bottom which is frustrating. people always blame it on politics but honestly i think it has to do with the entries not being gay enough

^^^ BASICALLY

Bring consent out of the bedroom. I think part of the reason we have trouble drawing the line “it’s not okay to force someone into sexual activity” is that in many ways, forcing people to do things is part of our culture in general. Cut that shit out of your life. If someone doesn’t want to go to a party, try a new food, get up and dance, make small talk at the lunchtable—that’s their right. Stop the “aww c’mon” and “just this once” and the games where you playfully force someone to play along. Accept that no means no—all the time.

railroadsoftware:

eminem has 2 different songs that he rehashes over and over. one song is supposed to be funny and he uses an annoying nasal voice and talks about “topical” issues like which currently famous female he hates and then his other song which is supposed to be serious and he uses an annoying overly aggressive tone and talks about “personal” issues like which female in his life he currently hates. both songs suck.

fornootherreasondave:

Paxman has become too powerful

fornootherreasondave:

Paxman has become too powerful

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

smiling animal

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

smiling animal

grimelords:

here’s a good diagram I saw today DON’T THROW OUT

grimelords:

here’s a good diagram I saw today DON’T THROW OUT

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

just tried a raw orange and wow. they’re better this way